Free AI Life Audit

YOUR
LIFE ON
FIRE

Answer 15 honest questions. Get your life roasted by AI. A real score, real burns, and real advice โ€” in under 3 minutes.

Free to try  ยท  No signup required  ยท  Results in 60 seconds

Sample burns people have received
๐Ÿ”ฅ"Your relationship with your phone is the longest and most committed relationship in your life right now. That's... something."
๐Ÿ”ฅ"You've been 'about to start working out' for so long that the gym has sent you a condolence card."
๐Ÿ”ฅ"Your career is like a browser with 47 tabs open. Impressive. Also a disaster waiting to happen."
Career & Finances 1 / 15
๐Ÿ’ผ Career & Finances
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ROASTING...
Your AI life coach is reading your answers
Analysing your responses
Calculating life score
Crafting the roast
Finding your wins
Preparing your burns
Your Life Score
โ€”
/10
The Roast
Breakdown
โœ… Your Wins
๐Ÿ”ฅ The Burns
WANT THE FULL AUDIT?
Your free roast just scratched the surface. The full audit breaks down every life area with specific, personalised recommendations and a 30-day action plan.
โœ“ Detailed audit across all 4 areas
โœ“ 30-day personalised game plan
โœ“ Monthly re-roast to track progress
โœ“ Unlimited roasts
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$4.99
5 full audits
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$7.99
per month
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